Wednesday 22 April 2009

Paul Blart: Mall Cop (no spoilers)



Paul Blart is a single father living with his mum and daughter after his wife left him a while ago. Hes a lonely man who believes he is happy with his life as a mall cop but his mum and daughter know that hes not and try to hook him up. But he has his eyes on this new girl who opened a store in the mall but kinda messed it up when he got drunk and freaked out the girl.

So hes been a mall cop for ages and he rides around in this scooter kind of thing:



its pretti awesum cuz he can move like all directions on it and he can even go backwards without looking back cuz hes so pro on it. he doesnt have a car so he uses that as his vehicle to go from home to work.

okay so its black friday and this group of bad people come in and plan to rob the mall so everyone is evacuated out of the mall except of course paul blart because of coincidental circumstances. Paul blart is in contact with the police force who tell him to get out but (once again of course) he stays for his own reasons. After that, he does crazy stuff and becomes the hero of the day, surprise surprise.

This movie is totalli predictable. every second you kinda have an idea of wats gonna happen next. but thats totalli overlooked because of its great humour.
So the plot is predictable, and the characters kinda are too. most of the humour is slapstick and comes from paul blart, the chubby unlikely hero who needs sugar every once in a while (note: not wants, needs.) Then theres your damsel in distress which the hero falls for. Then the other guy who also is in love with that girl and looks like the bad guy but then his true colours come out at the end. Theres bad guys who do crazy stunts all over the mall, jumping and flipping and maybe skating over just about anywhere (i liked these guys, they looked cool). And last but definitely not least, theres a random curry guy that onli makes 3 appearances so hes not a main character, but definitely memorable.

To me, and alot of other people, this movie was awesum fun. Forget about the predictable plotline and character roles, it was hilarious! I laughed every second of this movie, even when Paul Blart was crying, cuz he looked so funni i couldnt hold my laughter (everyone else was silent, i think me and will were the onli ones that laughed?) Its great, i think its onli PG because of the mild violence and one other scene which was the most disturbing i must say involving a chubby lady and part of her bra. that was about the only thing that could have made it PG because it has no swearing or sexual references while still keeping it hilarious.

Go watch it

note: the first picture doesn't give him any justice, he looks like a loser (probably before his heroic acts). then after, when he becomes a hero, lighting and camera angles change giving you:

Thursday 16 April 2009

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yehp, thats right. im back to blogging.
why? cuz im dead bored and holidays are going nowhere.
i looked forward to tons of stuff this holidays but no one has organised anything! =[
there was:
-justin's house
-golf
-6s reunion
-laura's study group
but the onli thing thats been organised is Fast and Furious but i had to go so i couldnt get the details =[

anywaii yesterday i made a list of '23 things I hate and love'
i was gonna write 'twenty three' for the last one in love but then i had too many things to love. I'm sorry 23, i love you, you know that =]
as i said, too many things to love so most of my list is cut off

23 things i Love-
1. Doing things you thought you couldn't and sitting back, admiring your work
2. New experiences, like getting x-rays
3. Learning new words and showing off by using them in everyday conversation
4. Ice cream in cold weather
5. Finishing assignments and laughing at the people who are panicking because they haven't finished their assignments (lol, im joking i always help them *ahem*)
6. Simpsons, Family guy and Spongebob marathons to keep you unbored in the boring holidays
7. Hair cuts and nail manicures- anything that boosts your self esteem
8. Eating Ferrero Rochers when your stomach feels like it's in the middle of committing suicide
9. Heartbreaking movies that make you appreciate life
10. Cheap asians that make you laugh till you have rock hard abs...or make you feel like you do in my case
11. Colourful things with funki patterns that can get you hypnotised
12. Oddspot haha (libra pads)
13. So You Think You Can? (dance..dance..dance)
14. Watching the Dark Knight Anything to do with Batman
15. Getting new highscores
16. Buying clothes that make you feel special
17. Touchtyping
18. Peeling stickers, dried glue, candle wax, velcro, anything
19. Flashy lights or swirly patterns
20. I'm a sucker for shiny and swirly things, my two biggest weaknesses
21. Curling ribbons with scissors
22. Taking things apart (rubiks, pens, anything)
23. The steps I follow in choosing which foods to eat

23 things i Hate-
1. When your super cold at night and one half of the quilt is nicely obese but the other half is anorexic
2. When all the words dont fit on one line in a dot or number point
3. My self esteem (self-contradictory, but I cant get it to go higher)
4. My appearance
5. Fat jokes
6. Getting a call/sms soon followed by your rents asking if it was a boy
7. Not being allowed to take public transport or walk a step outside your house while your alone
8. Having a fat face, which is the hardest place to lose weight
9. When Oddspot repeats itself
10. Finding out the last biscuit or bit of orange juice is finished
11. When theres nothing to watch on tv even with 100+ channels
12. Wanting to watch two great shows/movies that are on at the same time
13. Being 1 point away from your hiscore
14. Nice, quiet, lovely songs that hand themselves by turning into a try-hard, crazy, chaotic, smash-you-guitar rock song in the last 30 seconds
15. Finding out you don't fit into an S shirt
16. When one speaker works, then both work, then the first one stops working again and this continues forever
17. When you can't sleep for hours so you just stare at the ceiling
18. Waking up with a red, throbbing, swollen eye
19. When your internet starts being retarded.
20. Superficial people believing plastic surgeries are okay
21. Putting back something you took apart but realising you didn't take note of the order it was assembled.
22. When my foods touch each other and the tastes mix with each other...yuck.
23. People who smoke, drink, take drugs, swear, etc