Thursday 30 September 2010

stumbleeeeeeeeee

guess wat my name means:

chloe: blooming
yi shing: a fringed water lily which does not soil even growing out of a muddy pool
lim: forest

haha so chloe lim means blooming forest. how awesum does that sound. and my middle names just make me even more awesum.


ive been stumbling yet again:
-did you know that all ducks wear dog masks? thats awesum. never will i be the same. what has been seen cannot be unseen! haha

-ingenious solutions for super spies with super secrets. awesum stuff. i wish i had all these. not cuz i want to hide anything, but cuz its just awesum.

-amazing gymnast pulls off an amazing sequence of flips. yes it is amazing.

-cool comic. i really liked this. gives us all a reality check cuz they actually are true.

-mapping stereotypes. i didn't get half of the stuff there, but the half i did get...hilarious.

-hilarious picture

-Our universe is just a single cell in the brain of a Titan. so true, so true.

-photography. but its not so much the photos, more of the concept behind them. check it out.

-get ready for summer with this awesum grass chair!

-awesum photography

-cardboard house. the guy made this mock house entirely out of cardboard and drew on them to give the photos a cartooney feel.

-vibrant knife painting. i got halfway through the photos and started forgetting they were paintings. actually i dont htink i ever thoguht they were paintings. they look like relli cool-ly editted photos.

-awesum sustainable city. seriously the concept behind some things in the world are ingenius.

-cool...sculptures? what do you call them? whatever they are, they are awesum. its like inception all over again.

-the difference between hp and twilight


sorry thats a lot of stumble links.
blame...lui =P he gave me some. oh and daniel.
ok, okay i admit it, most of them were me...

but stumbling is so addictive you HAVE to get it (you heard that dulan?) its seriously just a massive time waster when youre bored to tears =]

Monday 27 September 2010

evidence of stumbling

if you have 10 minutes to spare, please see this video. its totally worth the 10 minutes. if you arent amazed within 1 minute, then do not bother. but trust me, you will be amazed =]

basically the guy, rueben margolin, is a kinetic sculptor, so he makes moving sculptures. they are sooooo awesum. totally uncomputerised, he works everything out himself and uses pulleys and levers to move it. gosh its sooo complex its amazing. i really love the spiral flower thing at about 1:15 in that video.

this is his website.

and gosh. look at the waves gallery, it is just amazing. this guy is sooo awesum.


this video is hilarious.

its irish hand dancing, like irish dancing, cept with the hands and therefore automatically more awesum and hilarious.


this site has pictures of this tower that looks wrinkled or like its crumpling, gosh its awesum.


fascinating underground homes


awesum warping illusion.


amazing pictures of eyes. who knew eyes looked like that on closeup?!?!


on saturday i was in the car and i looked right and guess wat i saw?
this car with the side of it (i.e. the doors and stuff) metallic purple and the front and back of it metallic green. i was like ohmygosh thats an awesum car. then THEN (and this will blow your mind) the car sped up and slowly, from the front part of the side of the car, the purple CHANGED TO GREEN. then THEN THE GREEN ON THE BOOT CHANGED TO PURPLE.

i was like



honestly it was....AMAZING. i was just...gosh. after the 5 seconds of just staring at the car after it passed i was like

".............heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey...."


haha oh so recently i heard from pamela, actually i heard this before but i forgot about it, that the best way to exercise is the 8/12 interval thing.
basically its like you run/cycle watever and for 8 seconds you sprint and for 12 you go at a slower, relaxing pace. so 8 seconds hard core intensity then 12 recovery. your meant to do this like for 20 minutes, ive done this twice each under like 10 minutes hahaha but yeh it kills your legs (thighs burrrrrrn)

so hopefully i shall keep this up and build it up to 20 minutes and lose weight! woooot


okay today i saw:



booyeh.

haha it was pretty awesum. quite the hilarious but i dont think it was THAT great.
hmmmm i think up was definitely better than that, and toy story 3 maybe better.
so if up is 9.5/10,
toy story 3 is 9/10,
despicable me is within the range of 8.75/10 to 9/10
hahaha yes, its gotten so tricky to rate i decreased my increments to 0.25
=P

but yes hahaha you must watch =]
its actually very good.

Monday 20 September 2010

yet another.

another incident at work:

this woman (person a) orders like 3 cappuccinos, and the woman before her (person b), ordered like a cap, flat white and latte, making 3 altogether.

person a asked hers to have here and person b to take away.

so person b's drinks are ready and i call them out. and person a comes out and is like OMGSH NOOO I ASKED FOR THEM IN CUPS, NOT IN THE TAKEAWAY ONES NOOOO WHY DID YOU PUT THEM IN TAKEAWAY CUPS. HOW CAN I EVEN TELL WHICH ONE IS WHICH (even tho it was written on the cups which one was which) and im like did you order the flat white, latte and cap? and she totally ignores me even though i was pretty sure she didnt order that, and shes like OMGSH to her friends THEY PUT IT IN TAKEAWAY. I ORDERED TO HAVE HERE. then im like, im sorry do you want us to make them again? and shes like OHMYGOODNESS I DONT EVEN HAVE ENOUGH TIME UGHHHHHHH and her friends are like all stressing out.

and then person b comes up and is like oh those are mine. and then person a is like OH. SO YOU HAVENT EVEN DONE MY DRINKS YET HUH? *death glare* and im like im sorry, they'll be coming out soon. and shes like OHMYGOODNESS THEY HAVENT EVEN DONE OUR DRINKS YET, totally disregarding the fact that she fully was being rude to me, not even apologising that she was mistaken about her drinks.

then her drinks come out and she takes them and spends like AGES sitting with her friends at the table talking. so much for not having enough time yeh?

gosh, i mean i dont mind if you get aggro if i accidentally wrote takeaway instead of have here (we would still remake them for you and you wouldnt have to pay) but i didnt even get this mixed up. you automatically assumed that that was yours, you were so rude to me and totally death glared me and the lady who's order that actually was. honestly, why stress out man. chillax, take a deep breath, smile and preferablye apologise to the worker who you scared to death. everyone was happy by the end of it so why stress out? there was absolutely no gain in panicking like you did.

Saturday 18 September 2010

work rant

hmmm there hasnt been much going on lately, except that gradelove has died.

today i worked a massive shift, 10-6 and the gayest thing ever. i had my lunch break at 3. ==
so retarded. i hate some of those customers. they like have no idea wats going on. seriously if you're going to come to live here, learn english for goodness' sake!
i do not want to spend 10 minutes trying to explain the concept of YES you DO have to still pay when it's a buy 1 get 1 free voucher. i don't want to spend 10 minutes listening to you speak chinese when clearly, no one understands wat you are saying. i don't want to spend 10 minutes trying to tell you that when you pick up your cake, just say your name and the type of cake and they will get it for you.

honestly. its so frustrating.

and i hate it when i say HI ARE YOU ALRIGHT THERE to customers who are looking at the thing, and then they look up, make eye contact with you and look down again. then they walk away, when i could have been serving another person. at least have the courtesy to smile or nod or wave a hand at me or LET ME KNOW if i can serve the other customers waiting! seriously. i greet you with the biggest smile you have ever seen and you cannot bother to do anything? then you simply walk away from the shop!?

sheesh.

its also so weird how many times ppl will come back to have coffee. seriously i saw some customers several times a day. i was like i just served that person 2 hours ago, wat on earth is happening.

and gosh. my boss raised the coffee prices by 20c. its so weird. i have to refrain myself from saying the old prices and then i have to manually type in the prices instead of just hitting the S, R or L buttons because their values have not been changed yet. and then customers give me that look like *sheesh why is it so expensive, are you ripping me off* and then i feel bad.


but on the bright side. i had lunch at that 'more than a sandwich' cafe outside coles, next to midori, opposite muffinbreak, and i had a chicken schnitzel sandwich and boy was it good =]

Sunday 12 September 2010

running out of titles

more sites:
-hilarious cartoon
-awesum cartoon
-best.song.ever. thats gonna be my wedding song =] love it.
-QUEST CREW on sytycd =] amazing stuff.

hahah on moodle, on the right in blue font:

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trolling. lol


wednesday got my retainers.
they are like terrible. so horrible.
because its a foreign thing in my mouth, theres SO much saliva being produced, then it gets stuck in the retainer so when i suck it all up and swallow its like omgsh im drowning.
and then when i talk, i feel like the biggest retard in the world.

oh well.

oh and i might have to remove my wisdom teeth because theyre cramming up. they haven't come out yet but my mum says its probably gonna be better if i jsut remove them before they grow out cuz otherwise they hurt like crazy.


thursday was swimschool
it was pretty awesum cept i kinda lost my voice (and now its back) and some ppl relli annoyed me by talking back at me but then i told them to stop it relli assertively =]

and then the worst thing on msn happened, my emoticons are no longer visible to me, not even default ones. its so weird.
fare thee well, dearly emotes:




friday i fixed my emote problem thanks to diwan and had a massive sigh of relief (yay, i dont have to say bye to mr. awesum face)


saturday haha at work there was this new girl and shes asian and her name is chloe and shes in year 10 =O wat is this!? massive identity theft.
but yeh, golly i was SO TIRED from that shift, dunno why.


by the way, anyone know or have an inkling as to who this gradelove person is?
and no, its not me. lol

Friday 3 September 2010

lalala

i forgot to tell you in my last post that when we were in the centre point tower, on the same level as the kitchens and the storage room, there was a rat running on the floor. O_O


okay well saturday was my dads birthday so we got him turkish delight, a cake, and yeh were gonna get him a suit.

oh yeh. golly. saturday was HECTIC at work. like honestly. SO MANY PEOPLE. it was crazy. its so funny though how people only go out when its father's day. i mean sheesh, you should spend more bondage time with your fathers even when its not father's day. just not at michel's. i dont want to serve you.


i am soooo happy and on top of my assignments. i've FINISHED geo and english speech and english essay (even though its the most dodgiest thing in the world), so all i need is science group assignment (which all we need to do is just write the speech and that'll be so easy)

so YAY. so happy i can chillax. well not really, gotta study for yearlies. oh im so confuzzled as to what im supposed to study in the year 9 science topics. honestly, am i meant to go into great detail, or is it just a brief thing where its like a basic overview of things?

because seriously, i hated in sickness and health and astronomy. those were my two worst subjects everrrrr. oh yeh, and nuclear energy. and WHY are we starting a new science topic? i dont wanna know about ecosystems and stuff. wattheheck.


okay, well yeh apart from that, variety night was pretty awesum. daniel quinn blows my mind hes so insane and we have officially convinced him to go into australias got talent =]

annnnnnd variety night has inspired me; i want to perform at least once next year, singing in like a group or something, and then slowly work my way up to a solo? i dunno. but yeh ive been told to do it at creative arts fest first cuz no one goes to that haha


oh and in celebration of julia guillard's win, 7/11 are giving out free slurpees to redhead rofl. lauren, you know wat that means!


oh and from catering for art show, a thought sprung up: remember how i said i want to be my own boss? and own my own business? and have it food related? how awesum would it be if i owned my own catering service! gosh thatd be terrific. lol

maybe i can get a job at a catering place during uni =D


OH and also you know wat i really want? a lord of the rings ring, THE ring, with elvish on it that only appears when heated =O

HOW AWESUM WOULD THAT BE?!?!

Thursday 2 September 2010

SPRING

new lifelong goal:
-tap dance

awesum sites (i know, theres a lot but they are all very good):
-the greatest list of the hottest coffee mugs
-the quest for every beard type
-30 excellent examples of infrared photography
-88 brilliant examples of forces perspective photography
-55 random thoughts of people our age
-if historical events had facebook statuses

-amazing parkour, the end of this is SO funny
-quote by woody allen
-awesumly unconventional music
-tone matrix turn up your speakers and randomly click! and then you can make your own "composition", right click -> copy, paste it to someone and they can paste it into their thing and listen... omgsh its genius.

if theres any of the above that you NEED to see, its the last two =], but check the others out too. if you dont have enough time just check the last four ones because the others are lists/series of photos and might take a while =]


wednesday was a good day.
the start of spring, a change in weather, a good school bludge, and I GOT MY BRACES OFF! yayyyyyy
so happy!
although it WAS a bit slimy at the beginning i soon got used to it. it just felt so weird when they were scraping off the glue and fully putting all this pressure on my front teeth, i thought they were going to cave in.

but yesss after that as a celebration my mum bought me two melting moments from gloria jeans (chocolate and lemon) and then a jacket =]
it feels so good to not have to get your tongue to do a search party for lost bits of food in the metal cages of your braces. sooo good.

OH and not to mention my mum bought me a watermelon =]


thursday.
cooking excursion to centre point tower was....okay.
the so-called tour of the kitchens was just like a tour of the storage room and one kitchen which looked like they werent even doing anything in there. not to mention the kitchens and storerooms looked SO PLAIN. if i were the boss i would fully renovate and paint the walls all colourful and stuff. it felt like, gosh it felt terrible to be in there. there was absolutely no life.

then when we had lunch at the top with the buffet, the buffet wasn't even that good. i mean wattheheck. nothing was that special that could make you say omgsh that was so good i'm coming back for more. all people want to see is the view because the thing revolves, but i mean, at least provide us with good food to accompnay the nice view with! the desserts were okay, but tasted quite weird and were really small and overall they didnt have that much of variety.

next time i go there, i'm going to the fine dining level. thats the one where you get to order wat you want and its more expensive, but it'll definitely be more worth it.

OH YEH. sheesh. i judge places on their toilets, and centre point tower is TERRIBLE. like honestly their toilets are so cramped and totally not hygienic and they look dirty and grace said when she flushed the toilet it kinda overflowed before going back down again. O_O

but yes, in the morning i introduced jaewoo to affogatos and then we were full sharing it around and yes. affogatos are relli good. is it sad that the 'good' thing about the day was not even part of wat was planned?

centre point tower: i am very disappointed in your buffet.


fact 10. this is my last one, because its too bothersome to think of facts for myself, so i'll make it an especially good fact about myself. well not good; interesting.

i sometimes think i dont deserve this life. as you all know, i am extremely picky and stubborn and take everything for granted (except for the most minute, unimportant things there are). this life is too good for me and as a result it kind of makes me a sour person because im constantly expecting better things. thats why i think i am so picky with things and cannot be pleased unless i get my own way, i was raised up in a world where our wants can be easily fulfilled.

honestly, i think i deserve the times when there were wars, shortages in food, the great depression and "when there was no tv". honestly i think those things give you such a punch in the face that after that, you appreciate your life and not a lot of people sincerely appreciate wat they have now. its sad that people only have a complete change in their mindset when something drastic happens, like a near-death experience, but we all cant rely on that to make us change our minds. we should all be happy of our lives and think back to the times that were tough, not tough as in "omgsh 10 assignments to do", but tough as in "omgsh will i have food to eat tonight?"