Tuesday 22 July 2014

Terrorists, Aliens and... Heaven

Non-Stop


7.1/10 on IMDb
59% on Rotten Tomatoes

This film is relatively recent about an air marshal who, in the middle of an international flight, starts receiving text messages saying from a terrorist demanding $150 million, else a passenger dies every 20 minutes. Since it stars Liam Neeson, you can pretty much guess how it's going to end.

I will firstly say that overall it was a great and intense action-packed film. The beginning and middle are set out really cleverly and you really wonder who the terrorist is and how he is doing all of this killing. They had some clever twists thrown throughout the film that just added to the intensity of it and it was a pretty good thriller.

However, a huge down side is the ending. IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE! When you find out why the terrorist was doing what he was doing it doesn't make any sense at all. That really detracted from the clever writing of the film and you kind of discard all the good points you just saw. Another thing was that it had a great supporting cast including Lupita Nyong'o and Julianne Moore, however these characters didn't do anything! Like they could have replaced these actors with random actors and it still would have been okay since their roles were so minor anyway!

All in all, it was a good film that was very exciting and thrilling; it had great action scenes and was really clever... UP UNTIL THE END. I would still recommend watching it, but don't expect to be amazed at the end because you won't be.

I think the CRAZIEST thing though was that I watched it Thursday night and was like so scared of going on planes and then on Friday morning I woke up to hear the news about the MH17. I was actually freaking out, I don't think I'll be going on another international plane for quite some time now.


District 9


8.0/10 on IMDb
90% on Rotten Tomatoes

Okay I watched this film like ages ago so I can't really remember it but I'll try my hardest.

This film came out in 2009 so it's kind of old and I think a lot of people watched it because it was quite hyped up.

So the story is about these alien creatures that find their way on planet Earth and eventually end up living in Johannesburg in a huge slum area called District 9. One government worker, Wikus van de Merwe, unfortunately ends up having accidentally sprayed some sort of alien juice onto him, which then slowly transforms him into an alien himself. The movie then proceeds to follow Wikus as he tries to escape from the government (who wants to conduct experiments on him) as well as from the Johannesburg community (who thinks he's a freak and wants him killed).

The storyline is alright I guess, but I didn't really like it. Firstly, the beginning bit was very chaotic. For about 30 minutes the film takes on the style of a news report or just has a montage of clips of news or documentaries about the aliens. It's all very confusing and there's a lot of shaky cam and very headache inducing. Thankfully, the movie then proceeds as normal. It's a bit chaotic though, which is probably what they were after since the characters and the whole situation is very chaotic.

I think the actor for Wikus was a first-time actor, so great props to him, but his character was so annoying. Like I know this is deliberate but I was just so annoyed at him. Usually I love African accents but I just wanted to punch this guy in the face.

Anyway, back to the movie, I think it was okay and the storyline was very very unique and interesting but it's not something I would watch again. I think it just depends on the person though, this film is probably a very polarising one where you either love it or hate it.


Elysium


6.7/10 on IMDb
68% on Rotten Tomatoes

I actually watched this movie before District 9 and so when I watched District 9 I thought that it looked so much like Elysium, then I realised they were directed by the same person.

The film is actually quite similar in many respects, such as the dystopian slum-like setting, the themes of power/government and discrimination, as well as the idea of the main character getting injured/infected in some way and needing to change it.

So the premise is that Earth is now a huge slum where all the poor people live. Where do all the rich people live? Well they live in this artificial planet in space called Elysium. It's beautiful, it's perfect and it has everything (including a body scanner called a Med-Bay in every home that can fix any health problem you have). Black markets exist where the people on Earth try to get smuggled into Elysium on space ships to get a shot at getting healed by the Med-Bay. However, most space ships get shot down and only a few get through, but when they can, they break into a home and fix their problem. To fix the problem, you need to be scanned as a resident of Elysium, so these people go to the black markets to get barcodes done so that they can scan as a resident.

We follow Max Da Costa (Matt Damon), who gets injured in a way that will ensure his death very soon, so he reluctantly tries to go up to Elysium by striking a deal with the leader of the black market, who asks him to steal information from some Elysium CEO who has just made a visit to Earth.

I guess it's a good idea, but you wouldn't watch it for the plot. It's a good movie for entertainment but probably nothing more. I think it had some good themes and symbolism though, such as the leader of the black market having a disability but not choosing to get it healed obviously because there's a huge risk of getting blown up in the space ship.

However, some of the plot elements don't really make sense or are just way too convenient, so it shouldn't be something to take seriously.

On a side note, I liked how they called it Elysium, which refers to the mythological Elysian Fields (or sometimes Elysium) located in the Underworld. According to Greek mythology, heroes and good people's souls come here to rest after death, whereas bad people go to Tartarus, the dungeon in the Underworld where they are tormented. In this sense it's relating the artificial planet of Elysium to heaven, as opposed to the hell that is the wasted Earth below.

How did I know that? WELL *cue segue*:


I conned my brother into buying me this Usborne book of Greek Myths as my early birthday present.


It's so cool! It's got most of the main Greek myth stories with a few illustrations and little facts throughout the book. It's got a large font as well so that helps (yes I am a granny), but yeh I love how they put it all together. And even at the end they have an extensive list of definitions and information on all the Greek mythology characters. Some of the stories are pretty cool and for the ones that have journeys (e.g. Heracles/Hercules, Jason and the Argonauts) they even include a map.

Definitely a fun read and I'm considering getting more books on ancient myths or just ancient history in general.

Tuesday 15 July 2014

Dawn of the Lego of Oz

More movies and books!

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

8.6/10 on IMDb
91% on Rotten Tomatoes

Okay, I'm just going to say it. This movie is amazing.

Every second of it is so intense, so emotional and so crazy. I was literally constantly moving in my seat from uneasiness, heart palpitations and pure fear. Fear for the apes. Fear for the humans. Fear for the orangutans!

In an epic battle between humans and apes, you want both sides to win but you know that it doesn't work that way! And it's so terrifying!

But the movie delves beyond that. Deeper. The themes it goes through are so not what you expect. And it goes through them so spectacularly, with every minute of the film tugging at your heart strings as if it were just a mere marionette.

Not to mention the cast! The cast was amazing! Andy Serkis is a legend but Toby Kebbell as Koba really stole the show.

This is definitely a must-see. Definitely in the cinemas. And definitely rewatchable.


The Lego Movie

8.0/10 on IMDb
96% on Rotten Tomatoes

Ahh, lego, thou bring forth so many childhood memories...

I actually did enjoy this movie, but it wasn't as good as it was hyped up to be. We follow ordinary and very very normal construction worker Emmett, who is prophesied to be The Chosen One to save the Lego world from the evil Lord Business. The movie follows this in a ridiculous and humorous path with several cameos from beloved characters such as Batman, the Star Wars cast (including the actual voice of C-3PO!) and even Shaquille O'Neal.

To be honest I think the cameos and the pop-cultural references were the best part, because a lot of the humour was really forced. Don't get me wrong, it was a good movie and I laughed a lot, but the beginning really made me very worried because the humour was so overkilled and exaggerated, to the point where you were just sitting there uncomfortably thinking about the next few hours of your life and whether they would be wasted watching this. Fortunately, it picked up some 10 or 20 minutes into the movie and I had a few good laughs.

The introduction was also way too quick, it dived straight into the storyline and I wasn't even ready for the movie yet. However, the middle was definitely better and the best bulk of the film. That's when the plot really picked up and there was no sense of mindless filler jokes.

The ending was alright... I mean it was sentimental and your feels were supposed to start kicking in, but I guess I just didn't really connect well with it. In saying that, the idea was good but I felt like it was dragged out for way too long. I thought this movie would be like 90 minutes, and it was actually 100 minutes but it still felt very very long, and I think it was because of this dragging out of the ending.

On the other hand, this film had a lot of upsides. A lot of humour is thrown in the middle (the crazy ridiculous kind of humour that I love), which is made so much better with Morgan Freeman's buttery voice in the mix. As I said the cameos and pop-culture references (e.g. Middle Zealand) were great as well. The rest of the cast is also an amazing cast (Elizabeth Banks, Liam Neeson, etc.) For some reason the film also reminded me heavily of The Matrix. Did anyone else feel that too?

All in all it was a good watch but I probably won't watch it again any time soon.


Okay now for some books!

I finally finished the Wicked series about a month or so ago, finishing the last two books off:
A Lion Among Men and Out of Oz

A Lion Among Men: 3.24/5 on Goodreads
Out of Oz: 3.80/5 on Goodreads

Firstly, A Lion Among Men was extremely boring. It took me so long to read this because it was so droll and slow-moving that I actually read it as a filler book in between other books. I started reading this book before I started Divergent, and every time I finished a book I would read like a chapter of this book. It definitely did not pick up until the end.

However, Out of Oz was infinitely better. It's a whopping 500 pages and it really sucks that you have to go through the terrible third book to get to this, but right from the start it brings back beloved Glinda, it deals with Rain and the Lion and it even brings back Dorothy. It actually started off so great I read so much in the first few days because it was so clever and packed with movement. However, when it got to the middle it was a bit slow-paced and boring, although still quite interesting (and definitely way more interesting than book 3). The ending was so good though, it was so heart-wrenching and just ripped me up inside but that's just what made it so good.

So, the Wicked Series is definitely not for everyone. I really only started it because I wanted to read the first book (of which the musical is based off): Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West. I then found out that it was a series, so being the perfectionist I am, I needed to read all the books. However, if you decide to read this and you don't mind skipping out on some stuff, I suggest you read all books except book 3, which you can probably just find a Wikipedia summary of.

Tuesday 8 July 2014

Holidays a Bloggin'

Yay holidays! Which means more time for movies, more time for books, and more time for blogging about them!

Firstly, I wanted to make a little list (because I love lists) on what I loved and hated about this latest season of Game of Thrones. Don't worry I will HIDE spoilers!. If you know me, you know that I'm a full elitist when it comes to the series as I'm always complaining about how the books were so much better and the show missed out on so much stuff.

But... for some reason I really loved this season (at least episodes 2 to 9).

I think it's because they split the third book into two seasons (3 and 4), allowing them to concentrate more on what happened. Let's be honest, a lot of stuff was skipped in seasons 1 and 2, not to mention all the plot changes they did. Season 3 was alright, but a lot of stuff was changed that I wasn't really okay with. But season 4! Season 4 was pretty darn good. Right at episode 2 (The Lion and The Rose), I was like dang! They're actually doing it some good justice! And then I realised that George RR Martin himself wrote the screenplay so I was like, "Oh... let's see how the other episodes go then...", and they did quite well, with my favourite being episode 7 (Mockingbird), because there were so many memorable book scenes that they included.

So anyway, here are the lists:

Things I Hate About Game of Thrones Season 4

-The depiction of Shae (she's infinitely worse in the books)
-Ramsay having a female companion (this goes against everything Ramsay is about)
-Don't click if you haven't seen up to episode 4 (Oathkeeper)!
-Where is Coldhands?! Looks like he's being cut from the show...
-Stannis being depicted as an absolute retard in the first half of the season.
-Don't click if you haven't finished reading A Storm of Swords (book 3)!

Things I Love About Game of Thrones Season 4

-The Red Viper and the trial
-The Purple Wedding
-The Titan of Braavos
-The epic music in episode 9 (which might actually have been in other episodes but I didn't take notice)
-The depiction of Alayne Stone! They changed a few things around but I liked what they did with it. The books are mainly internal because she doesn't say much, but they gave her a more active role, making her seem like she is a serious player in the game of thrones.
-The portrayal of Reek and Theon! They are both such great actors!

Things That I Both Love and Hate

-Episode 9. Like seriously?! An entire episode for a battle that could have been condensed to include some stuff in the last episode so that it wouldn't have been so RUSHED?!?! The last episode had to be 66 minutes long and still felt super rushed AND cut out on some major stuff. Seriously, I mean it was an epic battle and I loved that single-shot sequence in the middle, but it was dragged out for soooo long!


Okay, that's my rant done so here's some cool bonus materials on Game of Thrones being re-imagined by some artists:

-Feudal Japan

-Disney

-Pokemon Sigils


Now for some movies!

The Book Thief


7.6/10 on IMDb
46% on Rotten Tomatoes

A war drama based on the book of the same name describing the life of Liesel Meminger, a nine-year-old girl who is adopted into a German family in Molching. At first she doesn't know how to read, but her new Papa teaches her how and she soon grows to love books, to the point where, after witnessing a mass burning of books in the village centre, she begins stealing them, thus 'The Book Thief'. Meanwhile, her family is sheltering a refugee Jew named Max Vandenburg.

This was another book adaptation that I had read before watching, and it was actually one of my most favourite books. I think I read it in year 9 or something, and it touched me so much. It was amazing.

This film however, was nowhere near as good as the book.

It was 2 hours long, but it felt like 3. The actors were great, especially cute little Rudy, but for some reason the movie was just really boring and dragged on for too long.

Also! They didn't include the story that Max wrote in the book, which was my absolute favourite part, especially the drawings he did. That was the biggest disappointment.

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JUST LOOK AT THAT SYMBOLISM!

All in all, I do not suggest watching this film.


And some books...

he Little Prince


4.22/5 on Goodreads

I'm slowly making my way through the Dymocks Favourite 101 Books list, and this was 76. Even before then, I've heard some amazing things about this book. Despite being a children's book, it has really mature themes and philosophical thinkings on life and love, and is often called the children's book that only adults would love.

Being a children's book, it didn't take long to read; maybe an hour or so including me eating and chatting and stuff. But it actually was fantastic, and I really see why it was so hyped up. It's so great at using metaphors to reflect on what we're doing wrong in life and why people are unhappy as they grow older and what the differences are between the innocence of children and the ignorance of the adults.

It's hard to talk much about it because most of the stuff needs to be read, so just go ahead and read it!


Looking for Alaska


4.22/5 on Goodreads

This was another highly-acclaimed Young Adult book that all my students were telling me to read because they said it was so amazing. It was also number 51 in the Dymocks list, which means I've read in total 23 of the 101 books... Not actually a lot.

Anyway, this story follows 16 year old Miles Halter, who moves to a boarding school, makes friends and has the adventure of his life in the first year of school. It sounds pretty cliche, because it kinda is. It's just a typical high school story, where this loser loner guy goes to a new school and makes new friends and all that stuff. I found it enjoyable, but I don't think it was that great. I still do respect John Green for being able to make 16 year olds not sound like 10 year olds, as that is what usually happens when people write from the view point of a 16-year old. The language was still simple, but the stuff the protagonist and his friends talked about made them smarter than the average book 16-year-old, just like in The Fault in Our Stars (by the same author).

So again, it was enjoyable, but not fascinating. It also had a lot of good quotes, including this one quote that you've probably seen pop up on your News Feed from people over at Tumblr:

I wanted so badly to lie down next to her on the couch, to wrap my arms around her and sleep. Not fuck, like in those movies. Not even have sex. Just sleep together, in the most innocent sense of the phrase. But I lacked the courage and she had a boyfriend and I was gawky and she was gorgeous and I was hopelessly boring and she was endlessly fascinating. So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were rain, I was drizzle and she was a hurricane.

They also had this one good quote that I liked on religion:

But there’s a Sufi story that challenges the notion that people believe only because they need an opiate. Rabe’a al-Adiwiyah, a great woman saint of Sufism, was seen running through the streets of her hometown, Basra, carrying a torch in one hand and a bucket of water in the other. When someone asked her what she was doing, she answered, “I am going to take this bucket of water and pour it on the flames of hell, and then I am going to use this torch to burn down the gates of paradise so that people will not love God for want of heaven or fear of hell, but because He is God.”