Tuesday, 10 February 2009

good ole australia...

actualli no, not relli =/

anywai OMGSH i wrote this like 1 week after coming back from malaysia (as you will soon see) and then i left it cuz i didnt upload my pics yet, and i was gonna post it in like two days..i come back todai...which is like another week later to find out i still havent posted it! soo here it is and i shall write another draft and post it again if i dont forget
and ill upload pics laterr...ive been busy with work and stuffies lately so yeh..
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wait...should i even bother? i mean i dont think anyone reads this anywai?? BLEH

so anywai ive been in aussie for 1 week! and i must say, not a good impression against malaysia.
lol australias weather is crazy.
i come over here after 3 weeks of being right smack bam next to the equator and its actualli HOTTER!? that doesnt make sense!
then at the start of the next week (mondai) it goes cold and windy and rainy?
how random is that!
anywai the weather is malaysia is much more stable
sure it rains randomly but when it rains the temperature doesnt drop massively.

hmm soo recount of malaysia!
i wanna make a vid thingo of all the photos we took in malaysia and stuff like that but i cbb atm lolll
so
malaysia is crazy. not as crazy as china, but close to it
its so unhygienic there! so much pollution and practically every residential area smells cuz the sewer is relli strong and stuff YUCK
and all the houses there are terrace houses so like they look exactly the same. seriously. the onli thing separating them from each other is their address number, colour and probably a different gate or window frame
we were walking back from a shopping centre and we got lost trying to find my aunts place =/
talking about shopping centres, they are HUGEEEE
liek seriously!
twice as big as parra westfield, no joke.
im sorry malaysia, i underestimated you too much.
but i overestimated you in other things like uhh...toilets!?
wats with them
mainly squats with no toilet paper, just a hose.
O_O
and their exhausts suck so it smells as well
i have to bring my own toilet paper and if its ONLI squats i walk out.
some of them you have to pay to get in!
and my aunts showerplace is so stupidly designed.
the rack to hang all your DRY clothes and towel is liek right next to the shower! so they get wet when you shower thus becoming utterly useless.
and there is no separation form showers to toilets.
just imagine a small room with a toilet and this empty space in front of it
that empty space is where you shower and theres no door separating it
so when you shower you can see the toilet facing back at you! yuck.
driving in malaysia is also a huge issue.
ppl park wherever theres space and the weird thing is no one complains because theres like this understanding between everyone.
in car parks in shopping centres, there are those ramps that take you to the next level, ppl even park there! and you have to squeeze your way through!
and my grandma told us that if we simply honked others while driving they might come out and bash you if theyre malay.
how scary is that
and in the residential area all the roads are parallel and some roads go vertically so you can drive in between the houses quicker and they look like a big two laned alleyway
one side is the sides of houses and the other is the open sewer/drain/ditch/watever
so ppl park against the houses and you need to drive right next to the drain thingo mahbob
funny enough i was sitting on that side and my dad was driving (australian driver, not used to this thing, might fall into the ditch)
so i was RELLI scared and we were following my aunt and she went so fast! i was like WAT IF SHE FALLS!?
scary stuff.
i nearly died from heart attack.
oh yeh again on the drivers
my uncle was doing 130km/h on a 90 zone
and quote him: "you know, 110 is actualli relli slow"
im sitting at the back of the car going
"uhh...WAT DID HE JUST SAY!?"
and no one sticks to the zones there, everyones speeding!
and they dont relli stick to lanes
sometimes, liek right after tolls, the lanes are relli faint so it just looks like a whole 200m stretch of mariokart cuz the drivers are so chaotic!
and my aunty was driving like she was drunk!
going from side to side of the lane
holy schmackerals its a scary place.

this is long but watever
good side is i got to catch up with my long lost cousins
yeh man
took heaps of photos at the photobooths
and golly, they have a shop thats filled with photobooths! like wow! o_O
you go up to the counter and choose which style you want and then pay it and its like so professional and awesum yet its all in jap so were like uhh...wat do we press?
rofll

but! its obviously much gooder to be back in aussie =D
hope it stays cold.
i much rather power failure on a cold day then on a hot day where all the ice cream melts and you have to do walking for 2 hours =[

i shall see you later my dearies
yuck that sounds so queird o_o

okay wow alice just told me that australia has those photobooth stores... *sus emote i have on msn that i cannot place here*

on a final note, i hate maths. go die in a hole cuz you suck.
i just want to burn that stupid textbook.
stupid answers are always wrong.