random acts of spasmodiness

LOL i just remembered!
for english were making a mockumentary of baulko: 'Baulko the urban jungle' =D
its awesum.

so far onli the intro bit is done but here it is:



hahahah =D were so awesum.

anywai i relli need to start shopping for christmas presents =/
this christmas, i dont think i can be bothered to write out cards ==
ill just give cards to anyone im giving presents to
and ill just give presents to anyone whos giving me presents =D
yes...im selfish and lazy...
heres my list:
laura-i have NO idea wat i should get her ==
phammie-an awesum cactus and a pretti pot to go with it =D
angie-HANDMADE turtle and sumthing else which im not sure about
kriskringle person-...SORTA have an idea of wat im getting him, but i need to look around one day...
alice-i know wat to get her =D hope she likes it...
charles-chipping in for his present
andrew-chipping in as well

tho im not sure if andrews getting me a present..
anywaiz i also have to shop for cards!
thats like...7 cards
and maybe candycanes!
yehhhh candycanes...
and im gonna make COCONUT CAKE and bring it on monday last week of school =D
its gonna be AWESUM! ...hopefully...
itll be the first time i make it...so it might be dodgy *sus face*

hmmmmm lol
todai i was looking through fiona's girlfriend magazine
and i saw the date it was printed: july 2oo7
wattheheck o_o
yesterday i looked at it and i thought it was july o8 but no!!! its o7!!
=O shocking.
anyway i never follow magazines, i onli look at like a few pages that are funni, or quizzes or q&a's cuz theyre so funni!!
the sealed section is pure LOL
dahahahah
good stuff man, good stuff.

hmmm...
the weathers random..its nearli summer and its still raining
far out i miss my tennis lessons again ==
stupid rain.

OH YEH!
lol yesterday i watched ratatouille again!!! =D
cuz we rented the dvd
its SO funni dahahaha

these two people are talking about a chef whos gone to jail and its like:
Colette: Horst has done time.
Linguini: For what?
Colette: We don't know. He changes the story every time you ask.
*sequence of flashbacks*
Horst: I defrauded a large corporation.
Horst: I robbed the second-largest bank in France using only a ball-point pen.
Horst: I created a hole in the ozone layer over Avignon.
Horst: I killed a man... with this thumb.

aww man i cant find a pick when horst puts up his thumb but heres a pic of him:


hahaha hes awesum.
later he kicks out the boss and shows him his thumb hahahahahha
and ALSO when the health inspector sees all the rats in the kitchen
and he gets relli scared and runs away
and remy tells the rats to go stop him and the next thing you see is the inspector tied up and being carried by the rats, then they chuck him in the pantry XP
and then later the old boss comes in and sees the rats
then you see him tied up and chucked in next to the inspector hahahaha
its funni stuff =D

now, to put an end to this uber long post:

to do list:
1. start the stupid english essay thats due on thursday ==
2. think of christmas presents
3. go buy the presents+cards+candycanes or watever

=O OMGSH i just remembered!
IM HAVING PEKING DUCK TONIGHT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
=D

ohk well thats enough.
tata~~
have a good weekend~

spring fair

zzzzzzzz
spring fair todai = laaaaaaaame.
we all decided that the highlight of our day was picking up rubbish.
yeh....... oh-so-very-exciting.
nah the highlight of my day was probably getting soaked in connie's stall thingo where you chuck wet sponges at people
yes that was oh so fun except the water was so dirty
seriously, it was like BLACK O_O
so then i went to the gym toilets and went to the showers and washed myself
i was soaked anywai so it didnt make a difference, but i WAS a bit cleaner =D
but then my jeans were like sticking to me
and it was relli uncomfortable and stiff when i walked and sat down =S

hmmm anywai...
our stall....yes our 5 minute existing stall....
pssh screw that lets not remember that ever again =D

well basically all i did was :
-set up the stall
-do my shift
-get soaked
-pack up the stall
-get soaked again
-walk around trying to find something entertaining
-discover everything is lame
-watch scrubs which i did not get at all
-get two sausage sizzles, a coke, blue shaved ice, a spider
-watch a bit of space jam
-sit outside the tlc doing nothing

yes that was my day todai...sad.
i hope theres not a spring fair next year
i seriously thought it was gonna be so much fun todai
but none of the "rides" were good.
they were just a jumping castle, a like i dunno, two-meter-high "giant" slide, and this other random thing
can you even call them rides?
i thought there would be machine operated stuff where you go and sit down and it lifts you up into the air
but NOOOOOOOOOOOO
==
sheesh.

anywai my church is having this dinner thingo tomoro and im gonna make tiramisu =D
its gonna be awesum.
i luv my tiramisu.
and then after that ill take a shot at making green tea icecream from scratch! X]

have a good weekend.

saturday afternoon

dahahah those ppl who have ms eakin for va does my blog title remind you of anything =P
shes so strange that person, every lesson we have her shes always like
"guys i know, its friday afternoon"
"sorry i know its relli hot and its friday afternoon, i cant concentrate"
and how she always randomly asks you your starsign and sings people's names its so strange o_o
she always has these excuses and stuff like how shes high on drugs from panadol because she broke her leg falling down the stairs
dahahah
yesterday she was like
"is everyone okay? you guys are very calm considering its..."
and were like "considering wat? considering WAT miss!?"
and shes like "well...considering its FRIDAY AFTERNOON"
and we all just burst out in applause =D

anywaii TODAI
i had no tennis lessons because its raining and BLEH i had to stay home doing nothing
oh but i did go and rake leaves in the garden and yehh that was alrite
i better get money for that

i also have like 15 mozzie bites on my ankles. actualli not all of them are near my ankles, 2 are on my left calf. they dont itch anymore, well nto as much as they used to, i still scratch them sometimes ==
they all left these dots (which probably came from me scratching them too hard)that look like mini scabs and i keep picking them so they never go away
maybe i should stop picking them o_o
the skin around the dots are also dark so it looks relli random
oh well

LOL i remembered some old jokes and stuff and man theyre so funni:

"Stomping insects"
A boy and his father were playing catch in the front yard when the boy saw a honey bee. He ran over and stomped it. "That was a honey bee," his father said, "one of our friends. For stomping him you will do without honey for a week."

Later the boy saw a butterfly, so he ran over and stomped it.

"That was a butterfly," his father said, "one of our friends, and for stomping him you will do without butter for a week."

The next morning the family sat down for breakfast. The boy ate his plain toast with no honey or butter.

Suddenly a cockroach ran out from under the stove. His mother stomped it.

The boy looked at his father and said, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or should I?"

dahahaha and and:
"African Roulette"
The new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat. They'd spent the day discussing what the country had received from the Russians before the new government kicked them out.

"The Russians built us a power plant, a highway, and an airport. Plus we learned to drink vodka and play Russian roulette."

The American frowned. "Russian roulette's not a very nice game."

The diplomat smiled. "That's why we developed African roulette. If you want to have good relations with our country, you'll have to play. I'II show you how."

He pushed a buzzer, and a moment later six magnificently built, nude women were ushered in. "You can choose any one of those women to give you oral sex," he told the American.

"That's great," the ambassador said. "That doesn't seem much like Russian roulette."

"Oh, it is. One of them is a cannibal."

lol man thats so funni
and heres this relli funny essay thingo about hell:
Is Hell Exorthermic Or Endothermic?
hehe =D

hope you had fun with that =P
anywai...
spring fair this friday
anyone going as anything?
cuz im not =[
man i RELLI wanna be the joker but its too hard =/
the clothes and stuff he wears...how can you find them? especially cuz im a girl and those are guy clothes...sif any of them are gonna fit me
i also would have to wear browny dress shoes and get spray paint for my hair and face paint as well and i relli cbb =[
coming as two-face harvey would also be very very awesum cuz i luv two-face, second to the joker of course
i shall end this post with awesum pictures of batman =D


gaaaaaaaaaah i love the batpod!!!! =D


BLEH i couldnt find a pic with harveys face exactly cut into two =/

"You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain."



man how awesum is the joker =D

"Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was... a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. Turns to me and he says "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the knife,"Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth. "Let’s put a smile on that face!" And... Why so serious?"

I<3Batman.
=D

woot. new skin =]

yay i got a new skin!
i lurv it, its awesum =D

for some reason, it looks different on internet explorer than mozilla firefox =/
i use firefox but when i look at it through ie it looks so uber strange.
like all the measurements and positions are relli weird and stuff

this is how its meant to look like:



this is what it looks like on ie:



which is strange because the words are random. also, on my other computer its different again! its like this on my other comp:



like wat the heck o_o
so strange =[

anywai after yearlies now its soooooo boring
i have NOTHING to do =/
quote diwan: 'before we could at least pretend to study'
yes, now its like
*stares blankly into space*
BLEH the rest of the term is gonna be so boring
and i keep thinking its relli close to end of term, but theres still like 6 weeks to go =[
how sad.

anywaiz people have alredi started getting their science results! =O
WAAAAT
ogle hasnt marked ours yet =[
i hope he finishes them off this weekend or theres gonna be a very angry chloe on mondai >=[
and alot of other people in his class.
gaahhh
and i hope we get maths back as well
im so scared tho =/

CANT WAIT TILL MONDAI!!

yearlies;they are over.

yay! yearlies are over =D
well for me and alot of other people they are =]

i think i did alrite with science, all im hoping for is over 80
but maths, im relli scared and they didnt even tell us how much everything is out of =/
i so wanna get +90%! =[
hopefully 93 or 95 so my average gets good but yeh....90 will do well enough for me =]
history...bleh i screwed history lol but oh well i dont care
overall im relli happy, im sure i did alrite =]
bleh i just calculated wat my yearli mark should be for me to get 90 in reports, and im still relli confuzzled cuz im not sure whether non calcs were worth 5% or 15% each
can anyone tell me??
if theyre 15% i have to get like 96-97% in yearlies so omgsh PLEASE tell me they are onli worth 5% each!!! that way i onli have to get 93% to get 90! bleh im scared now

ok, enoguh panic talk. todai me alice diwan and maheesha got CORNETTOS!! to celebrate end of yearlies yayayay~~
there was onli one chocolate left so everyone got vanilla cept alice, who onli got it because of my generosity =]
i wont it fair and square through scissors paper rock but then i gave it to her.
i love you alice =]

anywai for another celebration of end of yearlies ill change my skin soon!
not now cuz i cbb...wait maybe now, i have nothing better to do... o_o

anywai, thats it for now,
good luck to anyone who's stll got tests (Y)

&the winner is!

okay well before i say the winner of my little game, here are the answers:

1/ mans!!! tis sound way better =D
2/ absolutely but maybe he shudve been manly in the first place and NOT wear his jumper!
3/ absolutely not!
4/ no! you can never be manly if you use someone elses jumper!
5/ 3.2 [based on the average of 5 people i surveyed =D]

6/ beef. i just had beef noodles =D
7/ fluro. theyre the same thing but fluro sounds better
8/ 2. random, i know.
9/ cooooooold. oh so cold. [not the fact that i like cold, but it was cold when i wrote this question]
10/ laughter =D who the heck has spasms of smiles?
11/ history. i was doing history homework at that time
12/ print
13/ play~~
14/ page
15/ blue

16/ green
17/ watermelon
18/ 23...it was the 23rd when i wrote it =]
19/ full from fried rice dahaha and bored [either option is correct]
20/ getting off this blog and starting maths hmk/study notes ==
21/ watermelon
22/ its FREEZING and i need to cut it up first BLEH
23/ it has 23 questions, was finished on the 23rd, was written by awesum chloe. =D

dw, i wasnt that strict on answers in part 3 so yeh =D

okay so the winner is!

my dear little ALICE!! =D [chan]
okay, shes not very little.
alice got 14/23!

so i shall dedicate this post to her

for any of yous who dont know alice, alice is awesum.
shes funni, smart, nice and has no trouble making you laugh
she says the funniest stuff, especially when shes confuzzled
she likes watermelon and 23 =D and is one of my closest friends
shes beast at sport and likes volleyball
i personally think she needs to eat more and put on weight =P
shes tall and when she hugs me she has to bend down =[
she transferred from fort st but shes still very very smart and she either gets the same as me or beats me in tests
shes easily confuzzled especially on msn and she says all this hilarious stuff that doesnt make sense
shes relli nice and considerate and stuff and if your upset shes still makes you smile
i love you alice. =]
i hope you like this blog.
its the 23rd post of my blog so its a very special blog just for YOU

hmm i onli have two pics of her so here they are:



yeh its LAUCHLOKEVALICEDIWAMMIE!!! =D and were all looking especially retarded but oh well. theres alice doing a little 'trying not to laugh' face =P




yay its alice doing a cute smile on the left =]
i dunno when this was, i seriously cant remember us even taking it o_o
anywai, alice is an awesum little girl and she deserves everything good that goes her way
=]

btw, good luck everyone for yearlies,
i love you alice,
and i shall see you when i see you =]