shes so strange that person, every lesson we have her shes always like
"guys i know, its friday afternoon"
"sorry i know its relli hot and its friday afternoon, i cant concentrate"
and how she always randomly asks you your starsign and sings people's names its so strange o_o
she always has these excuses and stuff like how shes high on drugs from panadol because she broke her leg falling down the stairs
dahahah
yesterday she was like
"is everyone okay? you guys are very calm considering its..."
and were like "considering wat? considering WAT miss!?"
and shes like "well...considering its FRIDAY AFTERNOON"
and we all just burst out in applause =D
anywaii TODAI
i had no tennis lessons because its raining and BLEH i had to stay home doing nothing
oh but i did go and rake leaves in the garden and yehh that was alrite
i better get money for that
i also have like 15 mozzie bites on my ankles. actualli not all of them are near my ankles, 2 are on my left calf. they dont itch anymore, well nto as much as they used to, i still scratch them sometimes ==
they all left these dots (which probably came from me scratching them too hard)that look like mini scabs and i keep picking them so they never go away
maybe i should stop picking them o_o
the skin around the dots are also dark so it looks relli random
oh well
LOL i remembered some old jokes and stuff and man theyre so funni:
"Stomping insects"
A boy and his father were playing catch in the front yard when the boy saw a honey bee. He ran over and stomped it. "That was a honey bee," his father said, "one of our friends. For stomping him you will do without honey for a week."
Later the boy saw a butterfly, so he ran over and stomped it.
"That was a butterfly," his father said, "one of our friends, and for stomping him you will do without butter for a week."
The next morning the family sat down for breakfast. The boy ate his plain toast with no honey or butter.
Suddenly a cockroach ran out from under the stove. His mother stomped it.
The boy looked at his father and said, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or should I?"
dahahaha and and:
"African Roulette"
The new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat. They'd spent the day discussing what the country had received from the Russians before the new government kicked them out.
"The Russians built us a power plant, a highway, and an airport. Plus we learned to drink vodka and play Russian roulette."
The American frowned. "Russian roulette's not a very nice game."
The diplomat smiled. "That's why we developed African roulette. If you want to have good relations with our country, you'll have to play. I'II show you how."
He pushed a buzzer, and a moment later six magnificently built, nude women were ushered in. "You can choose any one of those women to give you oral sex," he told the American.
"That's great," the ambassador said. "That doesn't seem much like Russian roulette."
"Oh, it is. One of them is a cannibal."
lol man thats so funni
and heres this relli funny essay thingo about hell:
Is Hell Exorthermic Or Endothermic?
hehe =D
hope you had fun with that =P
anywai...
spring fair this friday
anyone going as anything?
cuz im not =[
man i RELLI wanna be the joker but its too hard =/
the clothes and stuff he wears...how can you find them? especially cuz im a girl and those are guy clothes...sif any of them are gonna fit me
i also would have to wear browny dress shoes and get spray paint for my hair and face paint as well and i relli cbb =[
coming as two-face harvey would also be very very awesum cuz i luv two-face, second to the joker of course
i shall end this post with awesum pictures of batman =D
gaaaaaaaaaah i love the batpod!!!! =D
BLEH i couldnt find a pic with harveys face exactly cut into two =/
"You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain."
man how awesum is the joker =D
"Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was... a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. Turns to me and he says "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the knife,"Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth. "Let’s put a smile on that face!" And... Why so serious?"
I<3Batman.
=D
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