Monday, 30 June 2014

The Jenolan Caves (and other nearby areas)

Briefly:

So after my exams finished on Thursday my family went to the Jenolan Caves! I bought this voucher off Groupon for my Mum for Mother's Day, and my brother bought another one for our Dad so that the whole family could go. The voucher came with breakfast and a self-guided tour of Nettle Cave. My brother and I also bought tickets for a cave tour of Lucas Cave using the buy 1 get 1 free Entertainment Voucher. The place also offered some free bushland/river/lake walks.

After that, we headed to Lake Lyell, then Lithgow where we looked at some lookouts (Hassan's Walls Lookout and Bracey's Lookout) and lastly to the Three Sisters.


Verdicts:

Lucas Cave Tour:
Not for everyone. If you like the idea of going to caves, then this would be worth it, but if you're not sure if you'd like it or not, it probably would only be worth it if you bought it at discounted price. Get a 50% off pass off me (I have like 8 that expire in one year) or get an entertainment voucher. If you like the idea of going into natural caves, do an adventure caving tour.

Nettle Cave Self-Guided Tour:
Definitely a highlight. It's free and definitely worth the 45 minutes to go through it. Even if you don't have the acoustiguide it's an amazing experience walking through the Devil's Coach House, and going through those tall steps in Nettle Caves to view the Devil's Coach House from above.

Blue Lake Walk:
Another highlight. Free again and a great leisurely walk through the bushland, next to the amazingly Blue Lake to spot some platypi.

Chisolm's Restaurant:
Worst restaurant my family has ever been to. If you go to Jenolan Caves and are staying overnight, be prepared to fork out about $30 for a mediocre meal. DO NOT order any of the 'of the day' menu items. Actually, it's probably best to bring a microwaveable or instant noodle dinner to eat in your lodge.

Caves House Lodge:
Only just worth it with the voucher. They have a heater, small tv and little kitchenette so it satisfies all the basic needs. Booking a room in Caves House or Jenolan Cottages may be more worth it for the experience, but obviously will cost more. Booking at the budget Gatehouse will be more worth it for money, but I'm not sure if they have heaters for freezing nights. Gift shop is pretty good too.

Lake Lyell:
A good view, but not too exciting.

Hassan's Walls Lookout in Lithgow:
One of the highlights. Definitely an amazing view once out on the long platform and also a great experience to go to that small cave rock that looks out on everything underneath. Don't bother with Bracey's Lookout.

The Three Sisters:
Another highlight. Great experience going down the steep steep steps and looking at everything from above. The Giant Stairway also looks like a heap of fun, but leave a lot of time to do that since it's 800 steep steps one way.


Also, if you book a cave tour, you can get a Jenolan Caves Pass, which entitles you to 50% off any cave tour for as many times as you like within the next year. I've got a fair few of these so if you are planning on hitting up Jenolan Caves in the next year, let me know and I can lend you my passes!


Now I'll go into more detail of everything in chronological order:


Day 1:

Lucas Cave Tour
$32 per person
1.5 hours, 910 steps, difficulty level: medium

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The brochures and information and everything actually says that it's strenuous/intense/hard, but I found it relatively alright. The steps aren't steep and the group goes at a leisurely pace, resting every now and then at different chambers, so it's not that difficult. You do feel a bit out of breath because of the steps, but it's nothing you can't handle.

As for the cave itself, I thought it was amazing. It's great listening to the tour guide talk about all the amazing features of the cave, and seeing all the crazy stalactites and stalagmites. The cave is also extremely large, and it makes you feel like an ant climbing through an ant colony.

I chose Lucas Cave because apparently it's the best cave and it's also got the most photographed Broken Column.

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Fun Fact
A column is created when a stalactite and a stalagmite meet up, but this Broken Column is broken because at the bottom of the chamber there is a large pool of water. Since water is slightly acidic and slowly erodes the rocks at the bottom, the bottom bit of the column has been lowering in altitude whilst the top part of the column remains still. Since the column is not strong enough to support itself with the lowering floor, the column has broken in the middle.

The Broken Column was in the 'Exhibition Chamber', which is the largest chamber in Lucas Caves and I think possible the Jenolan Caves, with a 2000 squared metre area.

My favourite cave features were the 'shawls', with some formations being called 'The Curtain' or 'The Boarding School Blanket', the latter named because the shawls were so thin:

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Fun Fact
One of the chambers in Lucas Cave, 'The Cathedral' was used for a church service yonks ago. They even had an organ player at the top and it is said that this chamber has perfect acoustics. In the last ten or so years, they've had several opera and string concerts being played in this chamber and even now the cave has two Church services every year: Easter Sunday and Christmas Day.

The one thing I don't like about this is that I expected it to be kind of natural, but instead they carved out so much of the cave to make way for lights, stairs and ramps that it doesn't seem all that special anymore.

Fun Fact
Apparently the Jenolan Caves are the oldest known caves on Earth, and the majority of these caves are river caves.

If they're so old and precious, why destroy it all for tourism to make money and let people come in and destroy it even further?

Fun Fact
Apparently touching the limestone rocks in the caves causes the rock to 'die' and go grey/black.

My brother calls BS on this one. The tour guide kept saying "DO NOT- Absolutely DO NOT- touch any of the rocks. You see this patch of grey/black, well that is the dead limestone because everyone has been touching it! There is acid in the oils in our skin that erodes it over time and because this is a heritage, you must not touch it."

It's just so ridiculous because they've actually carved out so many rock formations and pathways and added all these unnatural things for the sake of tourism, but once tourists come in they say don't touch it because the acid in your skin can minutely erode all these rocks that we've chiselled out. I found out later that they have adventure caving, where you get overalls, safety gear, helmets and lights and go through the caves naturally. I think that would have been a much better experience, and I might do that some other time.

Overall, it was definitely a great experience. I loved it, but my brother and mother said they expected more.


Nettle Cave Self-Guided Tour
Free of charge
45 minutes, 476 steps, level: easy

Once again this is supposed to be strenuous/intense/hard, but it was actually extremely easy.

Definitely the highlight of the trip was the Devils Coach House Cave, which is the entrance to the Nettle Cave. It is absolutely beautiful.

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It is definitely an amazing feeling standing there and looking at this huge open rock formation, seeing all the trees and bushland and feeling like you're in another world.

The entrance to Nettle Cave only starts after you walk through The Devils Coach House.

It's a self-guided tour which means you get an acoustiguide and at various marked points along the tour you can just press a number and listen to the information they tell you. Whilst you can only get the acoustiguide if you stay overnight at Jenolan Caves House or have previously purchased another cave tour and therefore received a Jenolan Caves Pass, there is free access to Nettle Cave even if you don't have the acoustiguide. There is a place where you are supposed to scan your barcode pass into the Nettle Cave, but when we went up to it you could just go through anyway.

Frankly, the acoustiguide wasn't very interesting except for number 10, which talked about how the different cave formations occur.

Fun Fact
Cave formations are formed from water running through the cave and depositing limestone crystals as the water evaporates away. Stalactites occur from slow dripping water depositing on the roof of the cave, therefore causing large spikes hanging down. Stalagmites occur from fast dripping water depositing on the floor of the cave, therefore causing large spikes climbing upwards. Helictites grow in all sorts of shapes and directions, some curly and some directly horizontal, as a result of water diffusing through the capillaries in the rocks. Stromatolites are rounded formations that are formed in layers and move towards the light.

The stromatolites in Nettle Cave look like huge lobsters. This is because there are two huge openings in the cave, and since these stromatolites move towards the light, it causes them to round out like lobsters.

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Blue Lake Walk
Free of charge
30 minutes, 700m, level: easy

This Blue Lake Walk was near the Nettle Cave Tour so we went on it after we finished the tour. It was nice and short, while still being pretty amazing. It was just a bushland walk by the side of Blue Lake. As you guessed it, the lake is pretty darn blue. It's the colour of washing your paintbrush of its navy blue paint in a little tub of water. Yes, THAT blue.

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It was also pretty cool that there were a few platypi swimming around, and as you keep walking you find out that it's actually a dam.

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Unfortunately, that was the only walk we went on because the others took longer and it was getting dark and super cold. If it weren't for that, I would definitely have liked to do the other walks too.


Chisolm's Restaurant

After the walks we had dinner at Chisolm's Restaurant. In short, this restaurant sucks.

My brother and mother ordered the soup of the day, which was a pumpkin and sweet potato soup that came with a roll of bread and a cube of butter (for the bread). After tasting one spoonful though, they both hated it. My mother said it was too watery and so I suggested putting the cube of butter into the soup and adding more salt. She literally just chucked the butter it, mixed it up, sprinkled lots of salt, tasted it, then said, "This is MUCH better. But even now it's BARELY EDIBLE."

Even my dad, who is usually fine with anything you throw at him, was just appalled by the dish, constantly repeating how it was "not up to standard".

Unfortunately, my brother also got the risotto of the day, which was mushroom.

In short, if you want to go to the Jenolan Caves, do not, I repeat, DO NOT order any of the 'of the day' menu items. Even the other stuff that we got for the mains (beef tenderloin for my dad, grilled salmon for my mum and pan-fried duck for me) were alright, but definitely not worth the $30 they were priced at.

If you're thinking of going to the Jenolan Caves, perhaps the best idea would be to precook dinner and just microwave it, or even bring some instant noodles to make.


The Caves House Lodges

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The groupon voucher advertised it as "Jenolan Caves House", which I thought meant we would be staying in the actual Caves House, a heritage-listed Grand Victorian era hotel. However, in the description it actually says we stay in one of the Mountain Lodge rooms.

To be honest I felt duped because I felt, even with the discounted voucher of $149 for two overnight, it was too expensive for a tiny room in the Mountain Lodge when I thought we were going to be staying in Caves House.

Sure, it had heating and a little kitchenette, but it just wasn't super great.

I did find it funny though on how the room my mum and I were in was D1. What a coincidink.

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They also have budget and backpacker style accommodation, as well as self-contained cottages that might be nice, but I'm not too sure what the price is.

The gift shop and the guest lounge were also alright, but the guest lounge didn't have much to offer, especially as it was way too cold even with the fire burning. The so-called library also was not a library, as it had only a few books, most of which were for children.


Day 2:

Breakfast... at Chisolm's (again)

Breakfast was much better. But it doesn't take a genius to get basic bacon and eggs right. The good thing was that my family had really low expectations for breakfast and we just thought, "If the food sucks we'll just take a lot of their boxed cereals", so at least it was a pleasant surprise.


Lake Lyell

This was a good stop to go to. Definitely memorable, but not fantastic. Lake Lyell's somewhere near Lithgow and it's a huge lake that's pretty cool and is also a huge dam.

The entrance per car is like $5, but if you tell the guy that you're just going to be about 15 minutes because you wanted to see it as a point of attraction, they let you in for free.

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Hassan's Walls Lookout in Lithgow

This was a definite highlight, and one of the best memories of the trip. My mum kept saying that this was so much better than the actual caves. It's pretty high up on the mountain so you've got a fair bit of driving to do, but it's definitely worth it. There's a recently installed platform to walk across right up to near the edge:

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And the view of everything on the ground is really amazing:

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There was also this small cave/rock thing that had a little entrance about 1m high and it was pretty cool. The view from here was also amazing:

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The coolest thing though was climbing up on the rock, which was probably only 2-3m tall, but since it was already pretty high up and extremely windy it kept feeling like I was getting pushed off the cliff! A great experience nonetheless.

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There was another lookout called Bracey's, but after going to Hassan's Walls Lookout, it's definitely not worth it going to Bracey's.

Except for climbing up another larger rock of course:

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Three Sisters Walk and The Giant Stairway

Last up we headed to the Three Sisters and walked down the stairs so that we'd get to sit in the middle of one of the sisters. The walk isn't that difficult, all in all it probably takes 15 minutes and the stairs going down are not that many. However, the stairs are pretty steep though, so you feel slightly out of breath by the time you walk back up, but it's not that bad at all.

Once you go down the stairs you get to sit down on this little bench right underneath a sister and you can look up at all the steep steps you have to climb back up.

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But even crazier than that is the fact that the stairs continue all the way down to ground level, and the steepness of the steps are maintained. Not surprising that this is called The Giant Stairway. All in all it's about 800 steep steps, but I didn't go past the three sisters point. My brother and dad went down about 2/3 of the way and came back up and they were dripping with sweat even though it was super cold.

I definitely would like to try the Giant Stairway another day, but definitely not after a full day's worth of going through caves and walking around in the freezing cold.


Overall, it was a super fun experience and anyone who's thinking of going to the Jenolan Caves and surrounding areas - it's definitely worth it!

Sunday, 22 June 2014

Procrastiblogging

Oh look I'm sick and tired of revising so here I am, blogging.

I'm in the middle of exams at the moment, and they've gone quite alright. But I was especially annoyed with my Marketing Research exam being on a Saturday morning. Especially when I came out of it starving and I went to the cafe and I was like, "Oh yeah. It's Saturday. It's NOT OPEN!" Then I went to Maccas and life seemed a tad bit better.

Oh and I had this bizarre experience before that exam where I went up to level 4 for my exam, then I realised that for some reason this building didn't have toilets on each level, so I had to walk down all those flights of stairs again (because the building doesn't have elevators either) and my legs were like cramping up. Every single time I took a step it hurt so much in the tiny area just above my knees and I couldn't even stop because I was like IF I STOP I'LL BE LATE FOR MY EXAM so I just had to keep walking down those 3 flights of stairs with my lower thigh muscles burning at each step. And it didn't even hurt when I walked upstairs. Luckily it went away by the time I came out of the exam. My mum said that it's because sometimes on a cold morning your muscles freeze up? Is this true? Because I walked to Uni from Railway Square that morning and everything seemed fine...

Anyway.

I dug up this draft of a blog that I wrote some few weeks ago, so here goes:


In the midst of The Fault in Our Stars being in theatres now, I thought I should post my review on the book.


I've read it a few weeks ago so my memory isn't the best, but it was pretty good. I finished it in about two days, even during going to Uni and stuff like that. It's the type of book that just sucks you in and you don't want to do anything else but find out what happens, and when you find out what happens you feel like you've just travelled this year-long journey where you've come out a better person, but in reality it's only been two days.

So it's Young Adult, it's Romance and it's Cancer. But it's not all about cancer. The book states that from the get-go, drawing up an imaginary novel to kind of parallel with so that audiences can get that we aren't supposed to take this as a Cancer Book but rather a Love Book that so happens to have a touch of cancer in it.

The main character is 16-year old (of course) Hazel, who suffers from a type of cancer which I've forgotten. She reluctantly heads to a cancer support group where she meets Augustus, another guy with another type of cancer. But the thing is that Augustus has been in remission for a few years now, and since his cancer's rate of survival is 80%, it's extremely likely that Hazel would die before him. So you can see how it becomes a love story rather than a cancer story. Hazel, whose lungs don't work that well and is therefore forced to carry around an oxygen tank, doesn't want a relationship because she knows how much it would hurt Augustus when she dies. But, typical, Augustus tries to win her over.

It's a very sweet book and I love how John Green gives 16-year olds some dignity by not writing like a typical teenager would (à la Hunger Games and Divergent), include - shock horror - big words and extremely deep paragraphs of insight and philosophy. I also love this fictional book that Green comes up with - An Imperial Affliction, since the idea of it sounds amazing and it would be great to make that a legitimate book, but also because it allows Green to cheat a little and use Hazel's commentary of the fictional book to kind of tell the readers how he wants us to look at this book. The idea that this is not a cancer story. Cancer just happens to be in it.

Overall, I think it was a great book. I definitely recommend it. Sure, Augustus sounds extremely pretentious at times and the parts about the fictional author of that fictional book seemed a bit cliche, but it was definitely a good read.


Now onto some movies...

Winter's Bone


7.2/10 on IMDB
94% on Rotten Tomatoes

So this was Jennifer Lawrence's so called "big break" because it was her first Oscar nomination! I actually thought I would hate this movie, because I usually don't like indie films, but I think this was done quite well. I guess it's because most indie films are very dramatic and focus a lot on emotion, but this one actually had a sense of a plot and was quite thought-provoking, all while still focusing on that emotion in the characters.

The movie was based on the book of the same name by Daniel Woodrell and is set in Missouri where a 17 year old Ree takes the bread winner role in her family, making sure to look after and feed her family every day. Her father, known for cooking up meth, has disappeared for some weeks when the police show up telling Ree that if her father doesn't appear at court for his trial (for being caught cooking meth), then they would take the house. Her mother is pretty much useless (I'm starting to see a trend with all of Jennifer Lawrence's characters' mothers), as she has depression and sits around all day, to the point where when Ree asks her to "help just this one time please" she still doesn't say anything. So, as usual, it's up to our hero JLaw Ree to save the day by trying to investigate where her father went.

As I said, I didn't expect it to be entertaining at all, but it was actually surprisingly alright. I doubt I would ever watch it again, but it definitely wasn't boring or dry in any way. I think it had quite a low budget, so they did pretty well with that, even if the camera they used made the film look really really old. The storyline really makes you think about what happens in some small towns, where small-scale gang squads control their residents through fear and blackmailing, as well as how simple some peoples' lives can be and the hardships they have to go through to make ends meet.

So I think in conclusion this was a pretty good film and Jennifer Lawrence was pretty amazing (as always).


The Departed


8.5/10 on IMDB
92% on Rotten Tomatoes

I remember listening to the song "I'm Shipping Up To Boston" by Dropkick Murphys in I think it was a State of Origin ad on TV and absolutely loving it. Then I discovered the song was done for this movie and it happened to have Matt Damon and Leonardo DiCaprio. I don't know why I never watched it until now, but I finally did and I loved it.

It's hard to explain what it's about, but it's really intense because it deals with the interplay of the police force and a local mob gang as each party tries to take it one step further than the other, outsmarting each other. However, the film also deals with a few moles placed in the gang, as well as a few moles placed in the police force. The result is extreme intensity, which is just expanded due to the amazing cast. Just to give you an idea... Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon, Jack Nicholson, Mark Wahlberg, Alec Baldwin, and more. Oh, and Martin Scorsese directs it.

So yeh, it's pretty good.

I really enjoyed it whenever I wasn't on edge and just panicking as if I was the mole and I was going to be found out. And whenever I wasn't laughing at the fact that Mark Wahlberg and Matt Damon, two actors that look so alike, were in the same film - nay, in the same room - making it so confusing. But at least they talked differently and had completely different personalities so I was able to tell them apart.

Also Leonardo DiCaprio was especially amazing here.


Anyhoo, that's all for now, but after my exams there will be heaps to talk about here.

Until then kids.

Wednesday, 11 June 2014

Best Films and Books (according to me)

In the midst of Stuvac, I decided to procrastinate while still feeling slightly productive. The result was this compilation of some of my favourite films and books by category.

So here goes:

*Note: This compilation is extremely limited to my failing memory
*Note: As a result, I couldn't really do a thriller/action/whatever category because I had a mind blank on what movies I watched and besides there are way too many films out there for me to pick

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Films

Best Overall Film

Memento
[Christopher Nolan]

Best Film Series
Batman
[Christopher Nolan]

Notable Mentions: Lord of the Rings [Peter Jackson], X-Men [Bryan Singer, Brett Ratner, Gavin Hood, Matthew Vaughn, James Mangold]

Best Comedy Film
Grand Budapest Hotel
[Wes Anderson]

Best Musical Film
Hairspray
[Adam Shankman]

Notable Mentions: Grease [Randal Kleiser]

Best Disney Animation Film
Tangled
[Nathan Greno, Byron Howard]

Notable Mentions: Pocahontas [Mike Gabriel, Eric Goldberg], Hercules [Ron Clements, John Musker], pretty much all of them

Best Pixar Animation Film
Up
[Pete Docter]

Notable Mentions: Ratatouille [Brad Bird], Toy Story 3 [Lee Unkrich], A Bug's Life [John Lasseter]

Best Non-Disney/Pixar Animation Film
How to Train Your Dragon
[Chris Sanders, Dean DeBlois]

Worst Film
The Fountain
[Darren Aronofsky]

Notable Mentions: Alice in Wonderland [Tim Burton]

Best Book-Turned-Film
Catching Fire
[Francis Lawrence in The Hunger Games Series]
*Note: Requirements for this are that I have to have both read the book and watched the film, hence Lord of the Rings doesn’t count

Notable Mentions: Holes [Andrew Davis], Silver Linings Playbook [David O. Russell], Noah [Darren Aronofsky], Cloud Atlas [Lana Wachowski, Tom Tykwer, Andy Wachowski]

Worst: We Need to Talk About Kevin [Lynne Ramsay], Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close [Stephen Daldry]

Books

Best Overall Book

A Storm of Swords
[George RR Martin in A Song of Ice and Fire]

Best Book Series
A Song of Ice and Fire
[George RR Martin]

Notable Mentions: The Hunger Games Trilogy [Suzanne Collins]

Best Non-Fiction Book
The Diary of Anne Frank
[Anne Frank]
*Note: I actually think this is the only non-fiction book I have read

Best Romance Book
The Time Traveler’s Wife
[Audrey Niffenegger]

Notable Mentions: Pride and Prejudice [Jane Austen]

Best Young Adult Book Series
The Hunger Games
[Suzanne Collins]

Best Young Adult Book
The Fault in Our Stars
[John Green]

Notable Mentions: The Book Thief [Markus Zusak], Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close [Jonathan Safran Foer], Holes [Louis Sachar]

Best Children’s Book Series
Children of the Red King
[Jenny Nimmo]
(Think Harry Potter meets X-Men and you get the gist of this series)

Notable Mentions: Keys to the Kingdom [Garth Nix], A Series of Unfortunate Events [Lemony Snicket]

Worst: Artemis Fowl [Eoin Colfer] (seriously, I needed to restart this like three times before I could read the whole first book)


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What do you think? Agree/Disagree? Anything I've forgotten?

Thursday, 5 June 2014

X-Men: Days of Future Past and some drawings!

It's been over a month!

Sorry, but things were getting a little hectic what with assignments and stuff. Don't worry, I've still been watching movies and reading and all that, I just haven't had the time to blog as often! (Okay, I lie, I had free time but most of it went towards YouTube...)

So, as usual, let's kick off with some movies...

X-Men: Days of Future Past


8.5/10 on IMDB
92% on Rotten Tomatoes

My two favourite topics meshed together: superpowers and time travel!

This was probably one of the most talked about movies of the year (I say probably because Godzilla happened as well), fusing X-Men First Class with the original X-Men Trilogy with Tyrion Lannister with Time Travel. Need I continue?

It doesn't matter, I'll continue anyway.

So, we're in the year 2023 and the world sort of resembles the world of Terminator, with Sentinels running around tracking mutants and killing them. But we've seen people try to kill mutants before and that didn't really work out so well for the humans, so what's different this time? Well, over 50 years ago there was a scientist called Boliver Trask (Peter Dinklage - yes, Tyrion himself reincarnated in I guess a more prestigious position after all the shenanigans in Westeros).

Other than having a name that's downright ridiculous, Boliver was able to create these robots made out of concrete or some non-metal material (so that Magneto wouldn't be able to control them) that could detect the DNA of a mutant specifically so that there would be no threat to normal homo sapiens.

Because of the publicity of these sentinels back in 1973, Mystique tracked Boliver down and assassinated him, but ended up getting captured. Because of Mystique's shapeshifting abilities, her DNA was able to be used to allow the sentinels themselves to adapt against any mutant's powers. Therefore if the Ice Man starts freezing these sentinels, the Sentinel simply adapts to it and becomes molten hot, and then blasts the Ice Man away with his flames. However, these Sentinels take about 50 years to make, so they only come out in this movie, wreaking havoc among mutants and humans that help mutants.

So how is this prevented? WE SEND WOLVERINE BACK IN TIME OF COURSE. Back to 1973, where everyone wears platforms, flared pants and floral shirts. Back to when Mystique is about to kill Trask. But hopefully, Wolverine can stop her this time.

BUT HOW DOES WOLVERINE GET SENT BACK IN TIME? Well because Kitty Pryde (the chick that could walk through walls in The Last Stand played by Ellen Page) develops her ability to send people's consciousness back in time. Because the time-travelling is too mentally exhausting for people, the most she's ever sent someone back is a month. Even for someone like Xavier, sending him back 50 years would rip him apart. But, lucky lucky, Wolverine always is able to heal at the same rate that he gets ripped apart! And because he doesn't age, he wakes up in the same body he is in now, which is convenient in terms of a casting point of view.

When he gets sent back in time, it's up to him to try and mentor Charles, Magneto and Mystique to prevent the world he knows in 2023.

So that's pretty much all I can reveal to you without spoiling anything.

What did I think of the movie?

I absolutely loved it!

I unfortunately had to watch it in 3D because I was watching with friends who couldn't do any other session, and I hate 3D and we had to sit in the fifth row so I think my experience obviously could have been better. But even though I entered the theatre extremely disappointed in needing to wear 3D glasses for something that wasn't even 3D, the movie was definitely captivating enough for me to momentarily forget about it all.

I loved how the movie just went into a lot of deep and scary places, with Mystique's internal conflict, Magneto's absolute ruthlessness and even Xavier's vulnerability. I mean, it's Charles Xavier! They put him in a dark place that you would never expect someone of his status to be in and you realise that even the most powerful people, the most successful people, the wisest people you know were once frail, hopeless and pathetic. And I just love that about the film. I love also how Wolverine takes on this mentoring role; he ends up teaching Xavier and helping him foster his power, which is fantastic.

But it's a time travel movie, and changing one event in the past creates a snowballing effect that carries on even 50 years into the future. And at the end of the film the audience is left to wonder whether or not all the other X-Men movies (except Origins: First Class) even happened at all. Maybe it's arguable that some stuff did happen but we probably will never know!

And that's kind of what I didn't like about the ending; it kind of tied everything together way too nicely without really explaining what happened.

Even before the ending, there didn't address many plot holes:

Don't click if you haven't seen The Wolverine!

But other than those plot holes, it was still very enjoyable, I loved every second of it. The slow motion sequences, the action sequences in the future, with the new mutants (especially Blink! How cool is her portal power!), the young and uncertain mutants of First Class, everything was amazing.

And also the end credits scene! That was insane! I don't know much from the original comic books, so I had to do a Google of what it meant, but it was awesome when I found out! It was definitely worth the wait unlike the end credits scene of Iron Man 3.

Another thing, the actress for Blink (Fan Bingbing - a name that trumphs Boliver Trask), stated that this film "was the first of a five X-Men movie contract that she signed with 20th Century Fox." SOOOO... does that mean that after X-Men: Apocalypse there will be THREE MORE X-MEN MOVIES?! I sure hope so and I'm so happy she would be in them because she was simply amazing.

Lastly, I found some cool timelines that combine all the X-Men movies into one chronology. Here's an infographic and here's a written/dot-pointed one.


Geez, that took a while.

I was going to write a bit more but seeing as I wrote so much just for X-Men, I'll finish with some drawings:

An Ink Pot
(no, I don't know why I made the ink black when it was clearly meant to be blue)
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A Balloon (or rather, several)
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A Fire Escape
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A Paper Clip
(nearly forgot about this guy)
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A Phonograph
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A Rubber Duck
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Mushrooms
(or rather, a mushroom on shrooms)
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Root Beer
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